News from the editor 10/4

a bit of fun for you as well

Hi every one, hope you keeping well and finding new inovative ways of being entertained.

First of all I hope you enjoy the featured image above (on website). I received it in an email from Bruce and did it make me giggle. Some others I’ve received I think are better not shared on our website.

Chris looking dapper

Today is Friday (good friday) and we decided after our walk to share a morning tea with the court…. a few of us dressed up a little. Sat out front in our driveways with cuppa and chatted (loudly) accoss the driveways. Bit of a giggle.
Actually I’m still wearingthe bow tie as I type this..

I’d like to thank Mary Smith for taking on the role of Cooking Editor. That is she is now adding her recipies on the website and you will see more of them. If you have any feedback on them each recipe has a comments section, so let us know. If you have your own to share – send them and up they will go. I’ve a few photos people are sharing from this week so i’ll pu them up next.

Please if anyone has things they would love to share send them in and we can add them here.

I had feed back that certain people were missng a few jokes, puzzles etc so here are a few that would have made it into newsletter.

Jokes – well sort of

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

Paddy says “Mick, I’m thinking of buying a Labrador .”Blow that” says Mick “have you seen how many of their owners go blind?”

My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.

When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they wouldn’t feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexists. I mean, it’s not as if she’d have to reverse the bloody thing!

Local Police hunting the ‘knitting needle nutter’, who has stabbed six people in their back in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Bought some ‘rocket salad’ yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.
The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says “Oh, I forgot to tell you, today’s the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked.”

Murphy says to Paddy, “What ya talkin into an envelope for?” “I’m sending a voicemail ya thick sod!”

Just got back from my mate’s funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.

19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks “Why so many of you?” Mick replies, “The film said 18 or over.”



News from the editor 10/4